From Giving ‘Til It Hurts You, 2004. Live at the Split.Id Theater.
NOTE: The video was secretly taken by a crazed fan and later posted on a Finnish website. After being seized by INTERPOL, the tape was deemed unsuitable for public viewing due to its poor sound and picture quality and held in a vault pending legal action.
At the request of Winston’s attorney (actually, his friend’s cousin, who happens to be an attorney), the video was flown to Los Angeles, where it was examined by a panel of experts, who agreed with INTERPOL’s findings of its public unsuitability. After much legal wrangling, it was delivered to Winston’s studio, where it was screened for a group of homeless people from nearby Venice Beach, who — plied with copious amounts of Night Train — had one hell of a time and demanded it be played again and again until all of the free libations had been consumed. While attempting to steal the tape to sell on the black market, a drunken homeless woman named Celeste spilled Night Train on it, effectively erasing most of its contents.
All that remained were a few numbers, which were digitally restored with the same state-of-the-art technology used to enhance the Zapruder film, and we are super stoked to present one of them here for your viewing pleasure.
Note: None of the above is true. Except for the fact that I sang the song.
